Her: Logically, I don’t
Me: Do your famous compartmentalizing and focus on the logical.
I reach for my can of shaving cream. I’m very late today because of a crazy power outage, and my mind has been dawdling at less than half its normal velocity. My phone chirps.
Her: I’m keeping you from shaving.
Me: Are you watching? I’m just getting ready to shave!
Her: Does that weird you out? That I knew?
Me: No. It makes me warm inside.