The Cute Eastern Devil has asked me out for a beer. I said yes. She works in TV. No, you perverts, she’s not a transvestite. She works in television!
People think she’s all so innocent. But I know she is not. I can feel it. She’s very young, too. Way, way too young for me.
No need to tell me to be watchful. I have no intention of being careful. None whatsoever.
I know when I’m being stalked. I’m going to enjoy the thrill of the chase. What I mean is the possible thrill of being chased.
My curiosity is really in overdrive.